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17 Silly Yet Funny Things All Married Couples Argue About

You would not be normal if you did not have fights with your fellow humans, especially with your spouse. Yes, fights can be sad and hurtful, but they are also sometimes fun, and bring you way closer to one another than before. Not to forget the part that follows a fight where you resort to romantic ways to fix things, which is surely a treat for you both.

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Some fights between married couples, whether recently hooked or who have been together for many years, are really funny because even when they know that some things have no solution or are absolute baseless, they still fight over them all the time. If you are married, by now you know what we are talking about. And, for those who are not, or are going to tie the knot soon, here is what you are also going to experience!

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#1. You never surprise me anymore!

For some reason, a wife wants her husband to be an exact version of SRK and surprise her with gifts, dinners and more every other day. High expectations!

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#2. Why can’t you take an off for me?

As if taking an off from work just to stay home to cuddle was that easy and important.

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#3. Putting back things from where they were taken out

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Girls, you need to chillax! Men just won’t change and no matter how hard you try, they will still leave things where they are not supposed to be!

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#4. Why are you so unromantic?

Seriously? Even after getting you a diamond ring last month, and taking you out on a date last week, you call me unromantic!

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#5. Why can’t you put out your wet towel outside to dry!

Global warming might end suddenly, but keeping the wet towel on the bed, NOT!

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#6. So, you want to watch this movie with your friend and not me?

Even after you know how I am absolutely not interested in watching it, and told you myself that you could watch it with your friends? How rude! Yeah boys, women are that complicated to understand!

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#8. Will you stop snoring? I can’t sleep!

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As if by you saying that he will stop snoring! Welcome to reality honey, if he snores, the loud snores are here to stay till eternity!

#9. Why are you never happy when my parents want to visit?

The same old story everywhere, right? There is some kind of force that keeps men always apprehensive to spend time with the in-laws, not that they have anything personal.

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#10. Yeah right! Like your mom can do it any better!!

Cooking, dancing, cleaning, and whining? You name it and I can do It better than her! Oh yeah!

#11. How dare you say that to me?

Well this statement holds true for both and for everything under the sun. ‘How dare you’ is just so ego satisfying!

#12. I always tell you not to eat chole and rajma at night! And now you can’t stop on those terrible farts!

Why can’t you ever listen to me and keep a control on what you eat. It is not as if there is no tomorrow!

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#13. Why do we have to go to that stupid function anyways? Can’t we just be at home?

Do we even know them, do they know us, is it today, do we really have to go?

#14. Are you freaking crazy? You spent that much?

Couldn’t you have asked me once? What a waste! I still cannot believe you were so irresponsible.

#15. You go open the door. Why should I always get up?

It happens to be my holiday too, my favourite show is on too, why should I always get up to get the door? You go!

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#16. Rice/Chapati for dinner AGAIN?

Really? Why don’t you try standing in the hot kitchen after a hectic day at work every day, and cooking a new delicacy for everyone!

#17. Burping anywhere and everywhere! Like seriously!

Ever heard of something known as manners and public etiquettes? Why do you always embarrass me by doing that? Arhhhhh!!

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And even though both the spouses in a marriage know that there is no point fighting over these issues, they still do and end up having a good laugh about them later. If you too have a few of such illogical fights with your partner which are hilarious, do share them with us here in the comments section below.

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When you’re in a long-term relationship, there are bound to be arguments sometimes.

There are the big ones, like about family, kids, or money, but there are also bound to be some fights about the little things, too. Our little disagreements can seem so trivial and ridiculous from the outside, and they usually are! But that’s part of what makes us unique. Here are 25 of the most hilarious petty disagreements under #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout.

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There are some established facts in the world. For example, the sky is blue, water is wet (well, actually that seems to be up for debate), the 90s were the best decade to grow up in, and couples in loving relationships will often fight over the most random of things.

It’s inevitable. If you spend a lot of time with someone they will undoubtedly get on your last nerve at some point, and so, arguments, silly as they might be in hindsight, are bound to happen.

And even if you are head over heels in love with someone, you can’t deny they do sometimes tend to have some pretty infuriating tendencies which lead to arguments more often than you’d like.

People on social media are taking to Twitter to share these silly reasons for arguments with their partners through the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, and we have to say, they’re pretty hilarious.

Scroll down to see some of them:

1. This had to be number one because every couple ever can relate.

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2. There should be no such thing, both must wear pants (except in the bedroom, of course.)

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3. This is the ultimate betrayal.

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4. This shouldn’t even be a debate, it’s over, of course. The other doesn’t even make sense.

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5. I mean, can you fault his logic? Maybe they were really big potatoes…

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6. Sometimes, this is a mood.

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7. Well, is she wrong? No.

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8. “Why were you even thinking about it, huh?”

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9. And ultimately, there are times when someone has to take one for the team and be uncomfortable.

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10. Uhm… the dog, of course!

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11. One more of these, and I think they are breaking up.

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12. People sometimes forget…

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13. Well, she obviously doesn’t want to choose, but does that mean you have to make bad suggestions?

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14. You should just take turns, honestly…

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15. Well, she doesn’t want a whole bag of them, but can you blame her for wanting a few?

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When you are in a long-term relationship with somebody it’s pretty much a guarantee that you’re going to fight with them at some point—that’s just life. Couples fighting is completely normal and healthy for one relationship to succeed. Having two fights a week is nothing to worry about, you should not keep things to yourself and you should always be open in a relationship.

But what about when they forget to replace the toilet paper after it’s gone?

Many couples with strongly discrepant beliefs find it difficult not to argue, but sometimes it’s over little stupid things. Usually about which restaurant to eat at, or getting angry at your partner because they cheated in your dream. I know we’ve all had that fight. There is a hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, on Twitter where people share what stupid things their partner and they fight about on daily basis. Here are some of the most common ones, that have happened to almost all of us, courtesy of Bored Panda.

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1. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

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3. How could you watch the new season without me?

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4. So let me pick something after all.

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5. This could be a real deal breaker.

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6. That should be enough.

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7. Boggles my mind.

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8. Cheating.

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10. Stuck in the middle with you.

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11. I know it’s not me.

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12. You can’t win.

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13. Don’t you dare touch my fries.

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14. Tough one…

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15. It can end your relationship.

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16. It’s a mystery.

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17. Do you really have to?

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19. You should break up.

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Being in a relationship has its great moments, right? Being with the person that lights up your day and having fun with them, sharing secrets and other personal things. Isn’t it nice? But then, there are the not sooo great moments where you may get annoyed with your partner. Probably she tends to do things differently from you or think about them differently. Or everything is just a chaos. Let’s see.

Deciding what or where to eat

Everyone that has been in a relationship can relate with. You come home from work, (because you’re still not working online) open the fridge and see, that there’s nothing you like. Maybe you’re just feeling lazy to prepare anything and you ask your girlfriend she wants to go out eating. Usually she’s yelling “Yeah!” but then the question that changes everything is coming: “What do you want to eat?” The reply of “Whatever”, hoping she will come up with an idea or what she likes, gets the idea shut down very fast. This can be a cause of many huge fights. I’m telling you how to stop that in my course.

Watching movies or TV shows without each other

After you started dating for a couple of months and move in with each other, there’s one special thing you always do. You watch movies or new episodes of your favorite shows together. The unwritten rule remains, that you can’t watch them without the other. So, once you find out that you’re significant other has already seen that movie/show episode without you that can make you feel kind of betrayed. Fact.

Keeping the toilet seat up or down

70% of all men: Ladies, we know that we need to work more on this one because if you’re a dude and the toilet seat is down when you go to pee, you absolutely have to put that thing up because no matter how hard you try accidents can happen and you can basically pee all over the toilet seat just because you got too lazy for 2 seconds.

30% of all men: I sit down while peeing, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Being a bear, I don’t care.

How many times your girlfriend (or you) press the snooze button

There are two kind of people in the world: those who wake up with the first alarm and those who need to snooze 8 times before gathering up the courage to face this world. For the latter kind those 10-20 extra minutes of sleep may feel like heaven. You know that you have that little extra time to sleep for a bit longer. But if you’re the other kind of person waking up hearing the first alarm that thing will annoy you a lot. Having to wake up at 7 a.m. and hearing the first alarm around 6 a.m. and then continuously for the next hour can be very annoying. I know what I’m talking about.

Snoring

This thing has even ruined marriages. If you’re a person that needs complete silence in order to sleep this can be a pretty big thing to deal with, because trying to sleep next to someone that is doing their best impression of a chainsaw can be very challenging for sure.

Taking long to get ready

Many guys can relate to this, you decide to go out for dinner and you have a reservation for 9 p.m. So naturally you start getting ready before to be there in time. You check the clock it’s 8:30 and you check on your girlfriend, she just came out of the shower and has yet to pick what she is going to wear tonight. This could be said about guys too, but then my friends, it would be a lie.

Farting or burping

Many guys or women think that this can be a pretty disgusting thing to do around other people. But then there are also people who think, after dating that person for a longer period, you get to know them better. By getting more comfortable, somehow, they earn the freedom to burp and fart without the slightest regret.

Washing the dishes

OK, this is serious business now. This can be a really big deal when it comes to fights within a relationship. There are many people who want to have their kitchen clean. As soon as they finish eating, they want to do the dishes. On the other hand, there are the ones who just don’t think it’s that important to wash dishes right after eating. Many couples have gone into huge fights about this.

Rooting for opposing teams

If you love sports and you keep being a fan of your favorite team no matter where you go this can be a pretty big thing. There are couples which, when the game day comes, just stop talking to each other. They continue talking finally, when the game is over because otherwise things could get nasty.

Not wanting to hang out with your friends

This thing can happen to both men and women. Many of us have been there, we start dating a woman and things go great. After a while there comes the time to meet with their friends, and surprise, you have nothing in common with them. This can cause couples serious problems. Whatever you do, don’t tell her, her friends are stupid weirdos. I tried once and can’t recommend that.

Picking what to watch on TV

After feeling betrayed by your girlfriend because she watched your favorite TV show without you, you decide to watch something else on TV tonight. Maybe it’s just a random Tuesday night and you have nothing else to do. You decide to watch a movie tonight and find a nice action movie on Netflix. Suddenly your girlfriend comes close to you. “Hey, what about that new movie XY where this guy falls in love with blablabla…” You know what I’m talking about.

Cleaning the bathroom

This can be a big thing as well, when it comes to fighting with your partner. Seriously, everyone hates cleaning the bathroom, but it’s something that needs to be done. You could get a routine by changing from week to week or you just get yourself some help for the housekeeping. It might probably save your relationship.

Have you experienced the same? Is there something missing from your experience? Let me know!